bunny

     One day when we were living in Illinois we found a bunny. Living under our patio deck we didn't know what to do so we gave it some milk and food. Then we put it in a box and took it inside. Where It was warm and we put next to the bed. Then we let it out in the house for a while. The next day we tried to give him to anybody who wanted him. Nobody seemed to want him so we took him back and gave him food. Then let him roam around in the house.The next day we called animal control and told them that there was a bunny living under our patio deck. They said that they'd be right over then when they got here they said they were going to take it to a veterinarian. So that they could take it to the pet store so that someone might adopt him.

veggie's for dinner

     It's been 9 years since the green beans took over  the bodies of who ever ate them. I am part of the resistance. We dwell below the surface taking down the green bean bodies. With hurting the humans we have. Enough soldiers for 1 full scale attack. If this doesn't work then all of. Humanity will be destroyed. Tyler I asked we need to move out.  Are the troop's ready yes he replied. There all ready good I said. Where's Alex? I don't know he went to search for more survivors. And never came back well then. We'll have to start with out him okay troop's. Today is the day we attack for to long have we been dwelling. Like animals today the green beans will feel our pain today we will win back our freedom. Have the vehicles ready by the time we get there. Or else we wont last 2 min lets move out. were moving through the sewers. There were going to attack form behind. This might be are only chance so lets make it count. 3....2....1.... NOW!!!!!! Take there weapons out and move in.take out the skinny slime stick's from the host first. Then give the ones that are de sticked a .Weapon and show them what to do. That's it push them back now. Take out the green beans aliens and then destroy them. Leave the rest of the unit. until is say mark then fire again 3...2...1...MARK! ah!!! Now leave you filthy slime bags because we just won!! (HOORAY!) but I wonder where Alex is ( dun dun dun!!) 

dog vs cat

      Hey boy wanna play fetch yap'yap!! beep! beep! beep! beep! What's that! said the boy general yap'yap were under. Attack we need help get to. Your sh..... oh i didn't know you had company ah this is awkward bye said the captain . Wha whe when did you learn English. A long time ago quickly me must get to the ship. What ship ''my dog house'' hurry get in. Woo! closing hatch launch in 10...9....8....7...6...5....4....3...2....1....blast off. okay were entering orbit in 3.... 2....1. Hey I'm floating cool so where we headed said the boy my home planet it's under attack by cat's said the dog cat's? what's the big deal you win against cat's don't you said the boy not unless they can walk on two feet our squad's won't last 2 seconds said the dog. 3 hours later okay were hear said the dog so what's the plan said the boy we go in take down there central control. Win the war got it said the dog ....... I think so said the boy. good then let's go bone troop's advance thank god you're here we need you to lead the charge. Said the trooper what charge asked the dog? Our charge to over run the cat's okay let's do this said the dog. Mark 9 10 four were moving in to your position. Thank god were littered out here hurry were losing dog's fAHHHH!!!!. We.......lost.........him take position troop's were going in. CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ( in the back round ). Litter said the dog. Take cover said the dog bone's fire this is for my captain AHHH!!!!! ow ooh  no!! HELP!!!. surrender and we will stop said the cat. NEVER said the dog's very well have it your way said the cat.bone's what no there's to many we surrender said the cat. Sign this peace treaty right now okay said the cat ( scribble scribble ) now leave! said the dog WE WON!!!!!!!! said the dog

three little pigs

First take 3 pigs and place them in front a pile of sticks straw and bricks. Then take  1 wolf place it in front of a house. ( put in front of on of the weak houses first ) then have it blow it down have the pig run away. Do the same with the next pig's house. Then have both pig's go to brick house with third pig. Then haves wolf try to blow down house. Then have wolf go down chimney then. Have pigs light fire place and enjoy. ( if it doesn't work do it over from. Fire place fire must light wolfs butt at right time).