WWII ( Paint Ball Edition )

      It was March 1st when they attacked. We didn't see it coming there were so many red men,our base was being bombed from all sides. They had air support, are men didn't last seconds out there. The only men that escaped barely made it out alive. That base had 1,200 men and only seven came out. Their names are Tyler, Alex, Captain Jones, Lt. Hector, Sargent Freeze, General Bush, and me. We headed back to the second most safe place, Fort Hammer. When we got there they treated us like hero's, but then they asked what had happened to our fleet. Then they became sorrowful too. We talked to their leader and he agreed to help us and gave us 3 battalions, 4,000 men, 5,000 weapons & supplies. Plus he said we could use his fort to plan out what we were going to do. What we decided to do is have two battalions move in from the North so that we could blindside them. Then have the other battalion come from the South with 1,000 men to support the others.Then the rest of us would travel from the West right into their back door. Lead them out to the front when they would have two options surrender or die. The plan will start three days from now because it's a two day journey then one night to rest. It has been 2 grueling days since we came. Tomorrow is the day we attack. Alright, we've radioed the other men; they're in positions.

March 2nd,
     Well, the plan didn't go so well. When we got there they had us cornered because Sargent Freeze was a spy! But on the bright side we found two new men but the bad side is that they were from the other battalions which means that they're de...de...dead. The two names of the men are John (he's the pleasant one very nice to be around.) Then there's Rick he's the kind of soldier that they broke in basic training. He's kind of the "do whatever he wants to do kind of guy." But they're both great soldiers, actually their brothers. And they've agreed to help us. They know the way to the Red Army Camp and they know some "buddies". When I say "buddies" I'm talking about the rebels but they hate the Red Army as much, as we do and they have food, weapons, water, shelter, and men.  

March 6th,
     We have found the rebel base and they have agreed to help, but they agreed to help a long time ago. We've already started are attack. So far so good. I actually think we're gonna win. The army was low on  everything. They tried to smack us with sticks, but they didn't stand a chance. Now we're on the verge of winning and they're in a corner with no weapons. It's time for vengeance.FIRE!!!

March 10
     It's been four days since the Red Army surrendered. Life has been good and there has been no sign of any Red Army activity. I still have four more years before I retire, but the next four years aren't going to be bad, now that we have defeated the Red Army. Well, until the next four years, goodbye.
 
                  

commenting

Hello my fans I'm not sure if you know this.  But how you comment on a blog is that you. See were the comment box. It's right under the post's then all you have to do. Is click on it and you come to a new page that shows a comment box. Then when you're down just click on profile and select one. (not anonymous ) then hit publish comment and your done. Well till next time thy viewer good morrow ( going old timy on you ). I bid you fair well

Apple pie or Mud pie

HELLO my fans let me ask you a question what kind of pie do you like best APPLE PIE or MUD PIE. Lets do a Compare or Contrast Apple pie smells nice like a lavender scented candle or something like that. Mud pie smells like a piece of dirty gym socks in a garbage. Apple pie tastes like a million things rolled in side a chocolate burrito. Mud pie tastes like a sack of dirty dish water inside a sock stuffed in underwear. Apple pie is nice and feels warm and delicate. Mud pie is cold and feels like ice cold water being dumped on your face. But here are smote things that they both have in common they are both pie both are warm ( with the mud it depends on how long it's been outside). And both have to be baked. (  you can actually bake mud pie but it wouldn't taste as good ) Anyway type in the comments below what your favorite kind of pie is. And type that recipe in too and then I'll try it and tell you what thank okay well good bye but don't cry I'll be back. Be strong (SOB SOB SOB)

Nerf guns

     You know what's the best toy in the world? NERF GUNS! That's right. I myself own a Nerf gun but just a maverick but I do know people who own some Nerf Guns . They are AWESOME! Right tell me they are not awesome. You can not can you? Well that is good then you'd be a loser. So If your looking to buy one then go to the nearest WAL MART or Target ( etc... etc... etc...) and go to the toy section. Keep roaming the aisles until you find the one that's right for you.

haiku

sun          

by Pedro Chavez 

The roosters waiting

till the bright warmness hit's them

 their cries wake the world. 

SUMMER BREEZE 

BY Pedro Chavez 

Outside is calm no sound then theres a blast what was that just a cool nice breeze.



SISTERS
by Pedro C

Sisters enjoy stuff that are bluffs they call and then they fall have fun at the mall in the wall    


Food
by Pedro Chavez
cone
warm tasteful
baking eating tasting
joyful,happy,hungry,memorable
sprinkles.

If you give alex some milk

     If you give Alex some milk, he'll want some pancakes. When you give him some pancakes he'll want some syrup. When you give him some syrup he'll want some napkins. When you give him some napkins. He'll get his hands from wiping his hands with syrup covered napkins.He'll want to wash it off the water will remind him of the pool, so he'll want to go. When you get to the pool, he'll want a floater. When you give him a floater he'll want to go off the slide. When he goes off the slide.Next he'll want to go off the diving board. He'll want you to go off to. When your done he'll want a towel when you give him a towel, he'll feel sleepy. So he'll want you to take him home when you get home he'll want some pancakes. And chances are if you give some pancakes.........He'll want some milk to go with it. 

MORNING ROUTINE

     Today on Pedro's Preposterous Penning's we are going to talk about my morning routine, so here's how it goes. First my sister lets the dog loose on my bed to wake me up. She does this because I sleep in the basement. Then I grab my clothes and get dressed. Then when I go up stairs, my sister throws the dog leash and tells me to take him outside. So I take him outside at around 6:30 am.  Then I go back inside and eat some breakfast. After that I go to the bathroom and brush my teeth and comb my hair.Then I go back down stairs to my room . And either watch T.V. or play some video games until the bus gets here. Then I go back up stairs to the living room wait a few minutes, then I say good bye to my dad and my dog Max. ( If your wondering why I don't say good bye to my mom, it's because she's at work.  She leaves at 4:00).
     Then we wait for the bus to stop, then we get on and go to school. Then when we get to school I go to breakfast again because the bus ride is like 42 min long. then I go to my homeroom and start waiting for the bell. well thats all for this week see ya

Soccer

Hello my adoring fans today we are going to talk about something important. SOCCER it is a very fun thing to do in your free time. It is fun to do you can play anyway that you want. If its for fun our or if you want a friendly competition. Or you can play by yourself just to get better. but you play better when you play against someone else. Plus if you want find a family member to play against just for fun.    So play anyway you want but remember it doesn't matter if you win or lose just that you had fun doing it. That is what matters most not if you win or lose. Plus you can try and start a soccer team at your local school. By asking a teacher or the principle your idea or by starting a petition. ( A petition is when you get people to sign a form saying your idea of some sort ). Then get someone to coach your team someone you would like to have as a coach. Then get a team so that you wont have to play your self. Then try to find a place where you can practice and. Then look for a game were you can you play. Well now that you know that soccer is an. Awesome sport my work here is done see y'a.  

Roberto Clemente

Roberto Clemente was a great baseball player but he was also a great man off the field. He would bring supplies to the survivors of natural disasters. He held a baseball clinic for children. He also was a pretty good baseball player. He won 12 gold glove awards. Plus he won the commissioner award. He was magnificent. But he was not born good. He had to practice like every one else. So he played softball until he was 17 years old and that's when he got discovered. He loved baseball and was also kind He lived for years until one fateful day. He was bringing supplies to earthquake survivors when his plane crashed. His death was mourned by all his fans but he was forever remembered in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Plus the baseball humanitarian award was changed to the Roberto Clemente award.

bunny

     One day when we were living in Illinois we found a bunny. Living under our patio deck we didn't know what to do so we gave it some milk and food. Then we put it in a box and took it inside. Where It was warm and we put next to the bed. Then we let it out in the house for a while. The next day we tried to give him to anybody who wanted him. Nobody seemed to want him so we took him back and gave him food. Then let him roam around in the house.The next day we called animal control and told them that there was a bunny living under our patio deck. They said that they'd be right over then when they got here they said they were going to take it to a veterinarian. So that they could take it to the pet store so that someone might adopt him.

veggie's for dinner

     It's been 9 years since the green beans took over  the bodies of who ever ate them. I am part of the resistance. We dwell below the surface taking down the green bean bodies. With hurting the humans we have. Enough soldiers for 1 full scale attack. If this doesn't work then all of. Humanity will be destroyed. Tyler I asked we need to move out.  Are the troop's ready yes he replied. There all ready good I said. Where's Alex? I don't know he went to search for more survivors. And never came back well then. We'll have to start with out him okay troop's. Today is the day we attack for to long have we been dwelling. Like animals today the green beans will feel our pain today we will win back our freedom. Have the vehicles ready by the time we get there. Or else we wont last 2 min lets move out. were moving through the sewers. There were going to attack form behind. This might be are only chance so lets make it count. 3....2....1.... NOW!!!!!! Take there weapons out and move in.take out the skinny slime stick's from the host first. Then give the ones that are de sticked a .Weapon and show them what to do. That's it push them back now. Take out the green beans aliens and then destroy them. Leave the rest of the unit. until is say mark then fire again 3...2...1...MARK! ah!!! Now leave you filthy slime bags because we just won!! (HOORAY!) but I wonder where Alex is ( dun dun dun!!) 

dog vs cat

      Hey boy wanna play fetch yap'yap!! beep! beep! beep! beep! What's that! said the boy general yap'yap were under. Attack we need help get to. Your sh..... oh i didn't know you had company ah this is awkward bye said the captain . Wha whe when did you learn English. A long time ago quickly me must get to the ship. What ship ''my dog house'' hurry get in. Woo! closing hatch launch in 10...9....8....7...6...5....4....3...2....1....blast off. okay were entering orbit in 3.... 2....1. Hey I'm floating cool so where we headed said the boy my home planet it's under attack by cat's said the dog cat's? what's the big deal you win against cat's don't you said the boy not unless they can walk on two feet our squad's won't last 2 seconds said the dog. 3 hours later okay were hear said the dog so what's the plan said the boy we go in take down there central control. Win the war got it said the dog ....... I think so said the boy. good then let's go bone troop's advance thank god you're here we need you to lead the charge. Said the trooper what charge asked the dog? Our charge to over run the cat's okay let's do this said the dog. Mark 9 10 four were moving in to your position. Thank god were littered out here hurry were losing dog's fAHHHH!!!!. We.......lost.........him take position troop's were going in. CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ( in the back round ). Litter said the dog. Take cover said the dog bone's fire this is for my captain AHHH!!!!! ow ooh  no!! HELP!!!. surrender and we will stop said the cat. NEVER said the dog's very well have it your way said the cat.bone's what no there's to many we surrender said the cat. Sign this peace treaty right now okay said the cat ( scribble scribble ) now leave! said the dog WE WON!!!!!!!! said the dog

three little pigs

First take 3 pigs and place them in front a pile of sticks straw and bricks. Then take  1 wolf place it in front of a house. ( put in front of on of the weak houses first ) then have it blow it down have the pig run away. Do the same with the next pig's house. Then have both pig's go to brick house with third pig. Then haves wolf try to blow down house. Then have wolf go down chimney then. Have pigs light fire place and enjoy. ( if it doesn't work do it over from. Fire place fire must light wolfs butt at right time).                                  

psp

     Buy the PSP you can use it when your in the car during long trips. To keep your self entertained and when your bored our your siblings are hogging everything. Just take out your PSP and enjoy to keep your self busy while your siblings. Get bored with whatever there doing you wanna do. And if you get bored with whatever game you have then get the PSPgo to download new games and see if you like them if you do then buy the full version  and you don't like it then return it. You got 60 days to return it.

Listen people because I'm only gonna say this once..................................................... It's Friday Friday Party in party yeah woo!!!!!! alright. So post in the comment's what your gonna do this weekend alright   anyways. It's not gonna be fun if your in Florida hurricane Isaac heading your way so sucks to there. But still wish that I could help but can't only 11 years old can't drive so yeah post comment's please and Florida you to. so bye  

Hello and welcome to this week's addition of Pedro's Preposterous penning's To day were going to talk about how hard it is to be the. President Of the united states of America Some people might think it's easy to be the president. But really it's probably one of the hardest job's in the world you'd have to go long meeting's and conferences and . File so many papers and barely get a break and hours and hours of flying on the plane riding in a car. people should really just give the man a day to relax and enjoy spending time with his family. well that's it for this week goodday