Apple pie or Mud pie

HELLO my fans let me ask you a question what kind of pie do you like best APPLE PIE or MUD PIE. Lets do a Compare or Contrast Apple pie smells nice like a lavender scented candle or something like that. Mud pie smells like a piece of dirty gym socks in a garbage. Apple pie tastes like a million things rolled in side a chocolate burrito. Mud pie tastes like a sack of dirty dish water inside a sock stuffed in underwear. Apple pie is nice and feels warm and delicate. Mud pie is cold and feels like ice cold water being dumped on your face. But here are smote things that they both have in common they are both pie both are warm ( with the mud it depends on how long it's been outside). And both have to be baked. (  you can actually bake mud pie but it wouldn't taste as good ) Anyway type in the comments below what your favorite kind of pie is. And type that recipe in too and then I'll try it and tell you what thank okay well good bye but don't cry I'll be back. Be strong (SOB SOB SOB)